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We ask you, what is a community of troglodytes without a cave? An occupation that perishes without a trace. According to a memorandum that just landed (in a puddle of turkey juice) on the desk of the departmental secretary, today … Continue reading

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A Civil Exchange

Greetings Literati! ONLY THIS MORNING, We, the bureaucrats, were despoiling our breakfasts, letting gravy run down our billowing chins and onto our quivering bellies, when we were given pause in our perusal of the usual news offerings. We had just … Continue reading

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Greetings ENEMIES. We are writing to you with bellies full of TURKEY. We are the bureaucrats. We are the collaborationists. We are the hypocritical professors, and these are our empty words. What do we demand? Nothing less than the destruction … Continue reading

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